-MississiPhulis

-Oh Jiligan.

-The Backasaurus

-Yum, Liquid Candy!

-I caught an eel.

-Oobeedeebeedoobee

-I am freaking hilarious.

-You silly virgins.

-Good day. I said: Good day

-Oh no that is not the devils music. It is Eric's.

-My point is...you are a whore.

-Curse your white man's winter!

-Welcome to my sad little world.

-Finally I'm going to see Star Whores

-Oh, Eric. Give it up for heaven's 'saki!

-I would like some toast if you are making some.

-Someone go make toast right now.

-Where's my toast you idiots.

-An apple!?...wheres my candy you son of a bitch?

-I would've played but my frozen chickens couldn't fit through the slot.

-We are locked in a locker room... Oh, the irony is not lost on me

-Kiss my brown ass

-Don't resist me Mama, its boogie time.

-When does the boat get here whore?

-I too must go to the bathroom, Eric?

-She has tremendous breasts, yes?

-You'll get your $80, IN HELL!!

-Eric, do something, your father is taking my women!

-In my country we worship feet, and these dogs are a holy treasure!

-I was your secret squirrel you son of a bitch

-Fez likes them big, Fez likes them small, Fez likes them all.

-Look at this. Jackie brings 4 different types of mascara just to please Kelso, and what does Kelso bring? Another woman.

-Not to worry Kelso, the puberty-bunny will visit you soon

-Hyde you were right about disco music. It is evil. Its pulsing rhythm made me do a bad thing.

-They have a coconut radio, what could go wrong?

-Farewell sweet Dick.

-No Kelso, that is prostitution.

-Let's find Fez, a dirty housewife to love?

-Why do you want to leave Point Place? It is fun.

-I love snow so much my fingers are numb with joy.

-God gave me a perm too, but he hit me below the belt.

-My first prank call. Every night we do it, it's an adventure.

-Damn you Hyde, did you go horse-back riding without me?

-If you hate the fuzz on your ass, why don't you just shave it off?

-My gosh, Buddy, with a car like that, you must be knee-deep in whores

-Jackie, I'm just a roller disco machine, and I don't work for nobody but you

-Oh, Hyde, watching you fail over and over, it is like Charlie Brown and the football.

-In my language the record just said 'I want to sex your monkey', which I have never done!

-You know what would be a good job for me? Gigolo. The loving is over. Now, pay me.

-Michael, rub oil on my legs while I spank you [silence] Please someone else speak now.

-Why is everybody but Fez in love? If I dont get some romance soon I'm going to give myself a blister. Well, another blister.

-Oh I see...so you are going to ditch me, just like Hyde. Everyday I am here with my heart on my sleave, hoping for only for friendship and acceptance...and what do I get?

-Abandonment...lonliness. When is it Fez turn? Where is my whore?